Q: Should I see The National in Milwaukee or The New Pornographers in Madison in August?
A: The New Pornographers and the Dodos.
Q: Will I ever visit Antarctica?
A: While you're here in Antarctica treat every iceberg you see as if it were your last, because there will probably never be another iceberg.
Q: Will this be the year I actually begin a quilt?
A: Do not bring your fourteen-year-old son with you to the fabric store to help pick out fabric.
Q: Why don't restaurants in other countries just ask a native speaker to proofread their English menus?
A: As a very picky native speaker of English ... Can I ask about "cat's tongue"?
Q: Does anyone look better than Jon Hamm in a suit?
A: John Hamm: Wow. I don't know.
Q: This coming weekend: good?
A: If you're not doing so already, you can follow The Weekend Warrior on Twitter.
Q: Will the Brewers win the World Series this year?
A: If the Brewers are going to win a World Series with this batch of players, patience will be the key.
Q: How did Google get so smart?
A: I did not aspire to this lofty post, nor did I actively seek it on any level.
Q: Will I get to go to Brazil or Dubai for work?
A: As usual we will go on vacation to our sailboat in Greece.
Q: What book should I read next?
A: Something that is Vampire Free.