Happy holidays! I spent Christmas weekend with my family, which somehow entailed my mom's old tap dancing/baton twirling notebook being dragged out. My mom was a tap dancer and baton twirler as a child, earning billing in various recitals at the age of three as "Baby Tapper." The notebook kept track of her various routines, sporting a foil star next to each step she mastered. Based on a quick perusal of that notebook, I give you:
Tap Dancing or Baton Twirling Moves That Could Be Sex Acts
1. Stir the soup
2. Shuffle ball
3. Slap ball
4. Airplane around knees
5. Coffee grinder
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